TG: wow how did we end up in bros room
EB: i have no idea.
EB: your bro sure got some weird stuff.
TG: i know right
a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together
That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.

my frieND emily loCKED HErself in a cupboard At SCHool aNd i cant GEt her tO coME out HElp
IM NOT COMING OUT UNTL you gET THAT GUY TO TURN OF THAT SHITTY COUNTRY MUSIC
emily i can see you taking selfies in there get out
Aren’t you that selfie taking white girl from that one post????
HOW DO YO U PEOPLE KEEP FINDING ME I EVEN CHANGED M Y URL I
u can run but u cant hide selfie girl










