Heaven's Reject

nevertoomanyspiders:

sirspookers:

zedigalis:

martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"

I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep

betheothergirl:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because I should be able to fall asleep next to a platonic friend and not wake up with his hands in my pants!

You don’t need feminism you need different friends.

betheothergirl:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because I should be able to fall asleep next to a platonic friend and not wake up with his hands in my pants!

You don’t need feminism you need different friends.

attention all vegetarians

yamiyuugis:

peachtml:

a lot of people don’t know that mcdonalds fries contain beef in them and mcdonalds has been sued a long time ago for this but it’s still happening!!

the company says the “natural flavor” on the fries include beef flavoring

the official ingredients on the mcdonalds website for their french fries specifically says “natural beef flavoring”

even if you’re not a vegetarian or already know this, please reblog this and let people know 

heres a source

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

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i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

ariosis:

frickgerard:

stoolhoutte:

ocelotcommander:

leonardnimoysdimples:

sp00ky-spock:

percychekov:

andurile:

it’s almost 2014 already are we still arguing on whether to give female characters the equal amount of screentime on movies as male characters

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#this is both an example of captain kirk being upset by it and of reboot being a flagrant offender

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THIS IS NOT EVEN UP FOR FUCKING DEBATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jaclcfrost:

"you’ll understand when you’re older"

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

sansgod:

i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that